He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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