Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
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I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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