Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
last night I used snow as a chaser
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