Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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