Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
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I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
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after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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