The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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