Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
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Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
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The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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