im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
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There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
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the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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