i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Is it penis luge time yet?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Randomize