threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
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I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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