it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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