We're like a lot better than the average bears
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Jerry, you need to find god
This girl is more easily done than said...
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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