Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
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