talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
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For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
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Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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