Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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Houston, we have a squirter
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
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Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men