there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
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6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
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her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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