I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
We are two peas in an std pod
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
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