i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
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I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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