yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
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I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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