Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
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All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
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I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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