You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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