We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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