I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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