...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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