Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Randomize
