How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
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