It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
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The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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