Umm I'm too high to move.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
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I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
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I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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