My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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