Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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