I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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