just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
