he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
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Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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