he wants to bone in the snuggie
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
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I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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