this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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