coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
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Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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