so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
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Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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