ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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