So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
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Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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