i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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