so that wasnt chicken after all
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
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she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
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Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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