Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Ketchup is God's man juice
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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