yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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