thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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