You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
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When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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