Midget sex pt 2 tonight
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
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it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
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They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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