you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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