Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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