I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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