i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
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my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
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I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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