Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
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it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize