so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
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If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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