what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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