Welp...herpes.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
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you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
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We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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