ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
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I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
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You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
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