I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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