So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Welp...herpes.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
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he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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