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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.

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  I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.

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  Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.

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• (234): View more from Ohio

  No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.

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  I don't know what to judge you more for.

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• (310): View more from California

  she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex

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  wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.

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• (818): View more from California

  Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.

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• (310): View more from California

  I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.

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• (310): View more from California

  Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.

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