So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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