I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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